Wednesday, 25 January 2017

Jokes and Riddles


Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam

Q: What do musicians use to contact each other?
A: A saxophone!

I was watching a potato and a tomato race. The potato was ahead, but the tomato was trying to ketchup.


What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
Your name

What’s harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath

I'm tall when I'm young but I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
 A candle

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