FUNNY
JOKES AND RIDDLES
Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the
road?
A: To go with the traffic jam
Q: What do musicians use to contact each other?
A: A saxophone!
I was watching a potato and a tomato race. The
potato was ahead, but the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Riddles
What belongs to you but others use it more than you
do?
Your name
What’s harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath
I'm tall when I'm young but I'm short when I'm old.
What am I?
A candle
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